Postcards From The Hedge

Yeah, so I have a new idea for a programme to run on Saturday nights, now that Strictly Dance Fever is finished, and that ice thing is almost over. It's called Strictly Ice Come Dance Dance Revolution Celebrity Love Fever Brother. In it, minor celebrities such as Jodie Marsh, Abi Titmuss, Timmy Mallett and some bloke who used to be in Hollyoaks will compete on a dance mat wearing ice skates to see who is the best. The public then phone in and pay 25p a call to decide which of them is the biggest loser. if they lose the vote, they will be sent packing, or exterminated by a dalek. I'm not too sure yet. Maybe they should be tossed into a labrynth with david bowie and have to escape the dalek, and if they do, they win their freedom...

Anyway all the celebrities will be put into a big glass house somewhere with cameras everywhere so that we can watch them all the time. And the male and female who get the most votes will win a prize of some description like sleeping in a tent or a banana or something.

I think it might just work...