Postcards From The Hedge

Four jobs I’ve had in my life

Bouncy Castle Supervisor
Call Centre Person
Bag Packer
Tesco Garage Man

Four movies I can watch over and over

Airplane
Zoolander
Rambo (for sheer comedy)
Desperado

Four places I have lived

Bangor
Marondera (Zimbabwe)
Maforga (Mozambique)
Dallas (for like a week!)

Four TV shows I love to watch

Lost
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Neighbours

Four places I have been on vacation

Paris
Somewhere unpronouncable in Holland
Geneva
Victoria Falls

Four of my favourite dishes

Fajitas
Sausage supper
Sadza (tastes like nothing, but I LOVE it!!)
Special K with berries!

Four websites I visit daily

Hotmail
I-Am-Bored.com
Bebo
BBC News

Four places I would rather be right now

Bed
Zimbabwe
Somewhere sunny (like Zimbabwe)
Bed

Yeah, so I have a new idea for a programme to run on Saturday nights, now that Strictly Dance Fever is finished, and that ice thing is almost over. It's called Strictly Ice Come Dance Dance Revolution Celebrity Love Fever Brother. In it, minor celebrities such as Jodie Marsh, Abi Titmuss, Timmy Mallett and some bloke who used to be in Hollyoaks will compete on a dance mat wearing ice skates to see who is the best. The public then phone in and pay 25p a call to decide which of them is the biggest loser. if they lose the vote, they will be sent packing, or exterminated by a dalek. I'm not too sure yet. Maybe they should be tossed into a labrynth with david bowie and have to escape the dalek, and if they do, they win their freedom...

Anyway all the celebrities will be put into a big glass house somewhere with cameras everywhere so that we can watch them all the time. And the male and female who get the most votes will win a prize of some description like sleeping in a tent or a banana or something.

I think it might just work...